Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?
Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.
I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice
— Anonymous (via supahvillain)Posted 1 day ago
*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*
*ok let’s shoot for 21*