Posted 1 hour ago

cyberfricking:

when u type ;) instead of :)
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Posted 4 hours ago

tastefullyoffensive:

Before and After Pictures of Animals Growing Up [via]

Previously: Animals Using Other Animals as Pillows

(via hopeinthesunlight)

Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

(via orgasm)

Posted 15 hours ago

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starllex:

I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice

(via kanyyyay)

Posted 17 hours ago

spoken-not-written:

i’ve created this playlist in the hope that i can help relax some of you guys after a long, hard day and ease your mind. i’m not expecting brilliant results; after all it’s just a playlist. however, i hope it helps in some way and makes you feel content.

  1. feel the sunshine - joe brooks
  2. trouble - never shout never
  3. night drives - deaf havana
  4. move my way - the vamps
  5. gotta get out - 5SOS
  6. room with no windows - the maine
  7. walk in the sun - mcfly
  8. islands - young the giant
  9. sound of fire (acoustic version) - this century
  10. gotta keep smiling - scouting for girls
  11. money and the ego - carly rae jepsen
  12. the thoughts that give me the creeps - hellogoodbye
  13. play with fire - andrew allen
  14. everything goes dark - the hoosiers
  15. the boy who cried wolf (acoustic version) - futures
  16. a daydream away - all time low
  17. it ends tonight - the all-american rejects
  18. thistle & weeds - mumford & sons
  19. tethered - elliot minor
  20. changing times - iwan rheon
  21. coming up easy - paolo nutini
  22. tomorrow - gianluca
  23. delanie - the midsummer classic
  24. fireworks - you me at six
  25. caribbean war syndrome - twin atlantic
  26. that green gentleman - panic! at the disco
  27. roger rabbit - sleeping with sirens
  28. over my head (cable car) - the fray
  29. a part of me - neck deep
  30. plant life - owl city

summer playlist can be found here

(via spoken-not-written)

shorm:

abaldwin360:

When confronted with a cuddly cat, the lizard simply continues to lizard.

I will never not reblog this.

(Source: ofelias, via askingani)

lapfoxs:

ACCIDENTALLY STEPPING ON A SNAIL

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Posted 1 day ago
"The person who tries to keep everyone happy often ends up feeling the loneliest."

— Anonymous (via supahvillain)

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Posted 1 day ago

saintlukas:

matchless:

*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

*ok let’s shoot for 21*

(Source: matchless, via orgasm)

Posted 1 day ago

sucm:

why he lick me

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